That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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