It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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