I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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