My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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