: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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