I love having hate sex.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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