And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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