After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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