You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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