The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
After tacos, we're chasing women.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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