We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Randomize
