do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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