My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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