you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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