The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
