and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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