If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It's official drugs can't kill me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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