you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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