yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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