Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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