At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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