he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Barsexuality is the new black.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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