i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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