How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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