did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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