I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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