Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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