i just google imaged poop.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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