Whoa Z and x make the same sound
where am i from again
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Randomize
