I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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