Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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