I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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