He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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