I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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