OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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