She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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