That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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