lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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