Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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