your room smells of hookers.
And success
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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