that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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