In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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