i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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