Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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