Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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