he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Mom said you looked used
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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