dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
two words: eviction party
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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