I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Damn victory sex feels great
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