i think i have herpe
just one?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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