You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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