Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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