so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just gargled with NyQuil
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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